I'm not a beetle guy but damn.

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05/30/2014 at 10:00 • Filed to: None

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I like this.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 10:04

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I want that radio flyer alot


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 10:09

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Brb, writing computer algorithm to find CGBait: I'm thinking a simple sort that finds either a high exposed metal content or indexes based on whether the subject is a truck and how far before 1950 it is, with a combined value.

Just kidding, I'm too lazy. Still, I'm pretty sure we could make a CalzoneGolem artificial brain a la threats toward Arthur Dent that would just find certain types of rat all day.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 10:14

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Man, If there was room in the budget I'd be all over this.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/30/2014 at 10:16

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I'd like to think I'm slightly more complex than that.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 10:18

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But as long as it had an "obvious flaw" detecting filter, I think it'd catch #CalzoneGolemBait with an astonishing degree of accuracy. Anyway, you wouldn't notice the difference. We'd program you not to.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/30/2014 at 10:20

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Can we make it make a cool beeping noise?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 10:22

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If you go robot, you have to use some of these lines.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/30/2014 at 10:38

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BEEP BLOOP!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem
05/30/2014 at 23:18

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Man, there's a $100 Type 3 in Maine that I need.

Becaue HUNNERD-DOLLA TYPE 3.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader
05/30/2014 at 23:24

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Come on up I'll buy you a beer. So will 505.